It's Hollywood's biggest weekend!
The LA Marathon is two weeks away!
Actually it's Sunday, but you know what I mean
But for some reason, my kid has a 4-day weekend
It's the day before Super Bowl Sunday
Stay safe out there this weekend
Time is a flat circle, but today's route is not
Because we're crazy people
Time get to spiffy and make a speech
What day even is this?
Do we really have to go back to work so soon?
Let's do this 52 more times next year
